What would you do if you fell in a septic tank and couldn’t escape? Well, it happened to an Amazon delivery driver. In fact, firefighters told him he’s lucky to be alive.

Scott gives you a list of rejected Colorado license plates. Some deserve to be approved by the stick in the mud at the DMV. Someone in Florida tried to bring an emotional support snake on a plane. Related news: Scott hates this person. Click here to listen and subscribe.

Sony’s new NW-A306 is a massive upgrade on their 40 year old Walkman – but is it worth the hefty price tag? Scott will explain why the answer is NO. Plus, snow is hitting Colorado, so be ready for awful drivers.

Finally, who should be the ambassador of the human race if we encounter aliens?