Another fantastic week in the books.
I have to say that when I read back what I talked about, I can’t help but think I have massive issues.
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Imagine being so excited to get a modeling gig, then one day you see your work being used for a micro-penis article. Yeah, that would hard to get excited about.
My neighbor is lucky to be alive after having trouble cutting down a large pine tree. This triggered me into thinking about Darwin Awards (dumb ways to die), which the got me to a story about a murderous chicken.
A Dutch man who fathered at least 550 kids, has been banned from donating sperm.
Two things:
1 – That guy needs a new hobby.
2 – I bet he has a killer handshake.
Why be a beautician when you can be a full-time witch! That’s what Jessica Caldwell did. Also, should I consider adding Warlock to my resume?
A South Korean art student ate a banana that was part of an installation by artist Maurizio Cattelan, saying he was “hungry” after skipping breakfast. It was a banana taped to the wall. Let’s not act like he ate the Mona Lisa.
Undercover cops in California sold meth to a dealer, then let him drive off with it. FYI, they’re terrible at their jobs.
A kid in Warren, Michigan saved the lives of his fellow classmates. The bus driver passed out, and that’s when he jumped into action..
Colorado Avalanche fans are frustrated by their early exit from the playoffs. I’m here to tell you the Avs future is still bright.
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Hollywood writers are on strike due to poor pay. Why do companies need to be forced to take care of their people? Shouldn’t they do that anyway?
More shocking news is coming out on the real threat of artificial intelligence, including IBM anticipating 30% of non-customer-facing roles could be replaced by AI and automations in five years. As well as roughly 7,800 jobs could be replaced by Artificial Intelligence (AI) in the coming years.
What are the best and worst rated airlines in the United States? The results may shock you.
And I give you the list of weirdest things to be left behind in an Uber.
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Adult website, PornHub is taking a stand against the state of Utah. Now, nobody in the state can access their content. And that means many will have to go old school. Time to bust out Good Housekeeping!
Secret nuclear sub plans were found in a toilet stall. Thankfully they didn’t fall into the wrong hands. This takes me down memory lane, as I remember the time a big time Denver radio talent left his cell phone in a New Orleans bathroom.
Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story was a huge success for Netflix. Now, they’re making season two. It will focus on Lyle and Erik Menendez, the brothers who were convicted of murdering their parents in their Beverly Hills home in 1989.
So all you sickos who like to watch this type of stuff, load up on your popcorn.
A semi crashed and released 1 million bees onto Florida highway.
Minnesota Republican Sen. Calvin Bahr, of East Bethel, voted via Zoom. The problem is, he was still in bed with his shirt off. I guess that’s one way to try and get voters on your side.
The city of Denver said the default speed limit on local streets has been slowed from 25 mph to 20 mph, unless otherwise posted. So I imagine people will still drive 30 mph.
Broncos QB Russell Wilson is the third biggest social media influencer in the NFL currently. Also, I have hardly any followers on IG. There’s only one way for me to boost my numbers – I’ve got to show some skin!
Former Denver Bronco and Dallas Cowboy DeMarcus Ware will sing the National Anthem at the HOF preseason game in Canton this year.
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As adults, we tend to get excited about pretty weird things. Mark Wahlberg stops by to disagree with me.
May the 4th Be With You Day is upon us and Star Wars fans are all jacked up about it. We find out how people celebrate this unique holiday.
Plus, what side are you on – Star Wars or Star Trek?
Tourists in Hawaii made a big mistake. They blindly followed their GPS into the ocean. Honestly, I don’t understand how this happens.
Got bad neighbors? Maybe not this bad. An Arkansas woman is concerned about her family’s health, claiming her neighbors have been defecating in buckets and the feces washes into her yard when it rains.
The next Philly Naked Bike Ride is coming in August. Nothing better than seeing a bunch of sweaty naked people riding bikes through town.
The Kentucky Derby is one of the most overrated sports in the world.
